Archive for August 30, 2008
Bad Moon Rising
If you ever watched Revenge of The Nerds you know that even though they rarely get any action nerds are actually quite skilled sexually…of course it’s kind of a paradox for them since being nerds they get to have sex almost as often each year as I get to have Christmas Dinner.
See one of their big problems is when a hot chick approaches them to score with a nerd they get all flustered and don’t know what to do. The solution for these chicks is quite simple…be like this FuckHerRight.com slut and find the nerds that are into Astronomy and then ask them to check out a full moon.
Slippery Sex Slopes
Women…they seem somehow to usually do better than men at theoretical math…maybe it’s cos they can always see and sense the angles and trajectories just a bit better.
FuckHerRight.com chicks may not all be the brainiest bunch when it comes to math (other than watching their figures) but even they know how to work the angles and trajectories for better orgasmic delight
Pink and Perfect Toys
Whoa…I knew that sextoy manufacturing has come a long way in the last few years but this vibe is outta this world in it’s funky design…little clit stimulator guaranteed to get the squirters squirting and ridges all around to make sure that no part of this hot slut’s pussy is left untouched and unpleasured…
The site might be what we call PinkandPerfect.com but I betcha that this vibe is what the chicks call pink and perfect.
Better Mental Health Through Masturbation
At risk of wrecking a PinkandPerfect.com post by sounding like that whiny R.E.M. song ‘everybody hurts’ (my god what a piece of oh poor me bs that song was) …it still is a fact that bad shit happens to all of us now and again…some people more again than others and we all end up getting the blues…
This slut shows us all what her perfect cure for the blues is. She gets a hold of her big thick blue dildo and then rams her blues away in a succession of orgasms where she controls her blues instead of them controlling her….an orgasm a day (or hour) keeps the blues away.
- Lifelong PassionAfter lunch we were back in the pool and my older cousin asked me if I still had that pickle in my suit like before lunch. I blushed but managed to say yes... […]
- First TwosomeLast week (the week before christmas, ) my mother was making a pie for christmas, and she used a bottle of redi whip to top the pie... […]
- Naughty, Naughty!When Denise got to bed, she couldn't help but feel sexy. tonight had been so crazy! She'd been to a sorority party on the college campus that night... […]
- My First Lez ExperienceI just want to start off by saying that I love this website!! When I get really horny and think about guys on guys, or even girls on girls, I come right here. On weekends, I make sure everybody is asleep and than I go onto the computer on my room. But I get prepared first. I go to my underwear drawer and pull out my 8" vibrator from under all my thongs […]
- Great Way for a Gal to RelaxI think masturbation is one of the greatest ways to relax...I was 15 when I first discovered masturbation. I had been dating a guy for a little while, and one night we were lying on the couch in his rec room, and he started fingering my clit. I had never been touched there before, and wasn't quite sure about what was supposed to happen. He kept rubbing […]
- Granddad’s Jerk-off LessonMy grandad was my father's father, who used to stay with us for a week or so, a couple of times a year when I was a child. He was a cabinet maker and carpenter, and when he came to stay, he always had a project to do on the house. We lived in a rambling old farmhouse and in the room Grandad used as a bedroom, he had turned the closet into a small bathro […]
- Step Mom’s Masturbation LessonMy dad broke up with mom a few years ago and remarried seven months later. His new wife is only 34, (dad is 46), and has a great body. My stepmother has blonde hair and medium breasts, and great legs. I was so happy for dad when they got engaged. I remember thinking how sexy she was and used to fantasise about her at night. And I think she noticed my lust fo […]
- 35 Years of Masturbation FunAs a 50-year-old man, who has been an avid masturbator for better than 35 years (my first orgasm was at 13; prior to that I did lots of stroking, but no ejaculating), I have come to believe that if God didn't want us to do it, He wouldn't have made it so pleasurable, and He certainly wouldn't have given women a clitoris, which seems to serve n […]
- Evening With My BuddiesI often jacked off in bed at night, but had to remain quiet when I climaxed, since my father's bedroom was right next to mine. I usually kept a handkerchief between the mattress and the box spring which I used to catch my cum..... […]
- Life-Long JoyMy earliest recollection of masturbation was when I was about 11-years-old. Three of my friends were around a camp fire and talking about things that young boys talk about. The subject of masturbation came up and one of the boys who was two years older than the rest of us told us about playing with yourself and what fun it was. I doubt that anyone of us had […]
