Archive for August 2, 2008
Doin It Right on the Wrong Side of Town!
Ahhhh The Powder Blues Band meets the Sexual Revolution at FuckHerRight.com as we look at the way most urban scenes have their sex clubs. Yknow how no matter how flush you are if you want to go where the really slutty chicks are you have to go where the boogie woogie music is and the girls know cock better than they know their own names (their name being something which also isn’t important to you cos you came to find a fuck not a friend.)
Like the Powder Blues Band said almost 30 years ago: “Ain’t no future datin magazine girls, Take me to the club with the hot blooded thrills, No time for tears, trouble or sorrow, We’re gonna boogie woogie like theres no tomorrow, Turn up the tunes, put your magazine down, We’ll be doin it right on the wrong side of town!
Howard The Duck for President 2008
You hear everybody talk about the wetlands…conserving the wetlands…helping the waterfowl and saving the wetlands…meanwhile you have the Republican government trying to destroy the wetlands…get rid of the waterfowl and get rid of the wetlands is their agenda.
Of course, when people say wetlands what they are talking about is porn, and those juicy wet pussies that the babes in porn show for our pleasure, and anyone who knows Howard the Duck also knows that he is a pervert and enjoys his issues of PlayDuck as well as big titted Beverley Switzer. So if you don’t want your porn surfing when you go to the hot porn sites like PinkandPerfect.com to have all your hot wet porn pictures looking like this, you should vote Howard the Duck for President 2008.
Tasting It Second Hand
After reading the story by Michelle the other day, I had to tell you about my experience in Nursing School.
I shared a dorm room with a girl named Karen, a tall, very nice looking brunette. She was a party animal and I was more of a bookworm.
I was up ..more.
Babysitting Ricky
For years I have been babysitting the kids next door once a week while their single mom worked late evenings.
Ricky is alomost 14 and Susan and Mark are twins who just turned 8. Mostly I feed them supper, help with homework and get them in ..more.
Old Girlfriend
About 7 years ago my wife and I had our 3 year old daughter go to preschool. On the first day someone came up to my wife and asked if her husbands name was Frank. She said yes and who was she. Her name was Beth and she told my wife we went to school ..more.
With My Wifes Friend at the Car Park
This happend a week ago. My wife has many freinds and one of them Sue is very beautiful and has hot looks (she is also married) A few days back she called my wife early in the morning and said she was sick and asked my wife if she could help her with ..more.
Girlfriend Asleep
Often I will wake up in the middle of the night snuggled up close to my girlfriend. We both sleep naked so I get turned on easily and, not wanting to wake her up, I will quietly masturbate in bed next to her.
We are open about our masturbatory habits ..more.
In the Shower With Karen
My friend Karen showed me this awesome site!
She watches me and my twin brother while our single mon goes to works late one eveing. I’m almost 14 now and Susan and Mark are just 8.
Some months ago I was in the shower thinking ‘thoughts’ and playing ..more.
- Lifelong PassionAfter lunch we were back in the pool and my older cousin asked me if I still had that pickle in my suit like before lunch. I blushed but managed to say yes... […]
- First TwosomeLast week (the week before christmas, ) my mother was making a pie for christmas, and she used a bottle of redi whip to top the pie... […]
- Naughty, Naughty!When Denise got to bed, she couldn't help but feel sexy. tonight had been so crazy! She'd been to a sorority party on the college campus that night... […]
- My First Lez ExperienceI just want to start off by saying that I love this website!! When I get really horny and think about guys on guys, or even girls on girls, I come right here. On weekends, I make sure everybody is asleep and than I go onto the computer on my room. But I get prepared first. I go to my underwear drawer and pull out my 8" vibrator from under all my thongs […]
- Great Way for a Gal to RelaxI think masturbation is one of the greatest ways to relax...I was 15 when I first discovered masturbation. I had been dating a guy for a little while, and one night we were lying on the couch in his rec room, and he started fingering my clit. I had never been touched there before, and wasn't quite sure about what was supposed to happen. He kept rubbing […]
- Granddad’s Jerk-off LessonMy grandad was my father's father, who used to stay with us for a week or so, a couple of times a year when I was a child. He was a cabinet maker and carpenter, and when he came to stay, he always had a project to do on the house. We lived in a rambling old farmhouse and in the room Grandad used as a bedroom, he had turned the closet into a small bathro […]
- Step Mom’s Masturbation LessonMy dad broke up with mom a few years ago and remarried seven months later. His new wife is only 34, (dad is 46), and has a great body. My stepmother has blonde hair and medium breasts, and great legs. I was so happy for dad when they got engaged. I remember thinking how sexy she was and used to fantasise about her at night. And I think she noticed my lust fo […]
- 35 Years of Masturbation FunAs a 50-year-old man, who has been an avid masturbator for better than 35 years (my first orgasm was at 13; prior to that I did lots of stroking, but no ejaculating), I have come to believe that if God didn't want us to do it, He wouldn't have made it so pleasurable, and He certainly wouldn't have given women a clitoris, which seems to serve n […]
- Evening With My BuddiesI often jacked off in bed at night, but had to remain quiet when I climaxed, since my father's bedroom was right next to mine. I usually kept a handkerchief between the mattress and the box spring which I used to catch my cum..... […]
- Life-Long JoyMy earliest recollection of masturbation was when I was about 11-years-old. Three of my friends were around a camp fire and talking about things that young boys talk about. The subject of masturbation came up and one of the boys who was two years older than the rest of us told us about playing with yourself and what fun it was. I doubt that anyone of us had […]
