Archive for July 28, 2008

Special Sub Sandwiches

Formerly fat Subway spokesperson Jared used to claim that you could get fit by eating right at Subway…

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FuckHerRight.com knows that if a chick really wants to get in shape and have fun doing so…this is the type of sandwich she wants, but I’m sure she can pick up one of these on the subway too.

American Psycho

PinkandPerfect.com has chicks of every kind to suit every type of guy…even the crazy psycho chicks for the guys who are into that.

masturbation American Psycho

If you were to picture this dildo as a wicked looking knife or cleaver this slut’s expression would be appropriate to either one.

Tuna Anyone?

Sweet Hawaiian hottie Hailanhi shows why even with all the modern luxuries of today, net fishing is still one of the favored sports for many Islanders…

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At PinkandPerfect.com, just like the reef paradise around the Hawaiian Islands, you can always find a sweet succulent surprise waiting in your fishnet.

Filling In The Blanks

FuckHerRight.com puzzle…everything looks just peachy keen and orgasmically wonderful for everyone in the picture…what’s missing ?

masturbation Filling In The Blanks

This tanned temptress is looking down wondering where the rest of the beef is…after all, she does have two holes down there to fill.

The Right Stuff

At NASA they have an expression for the astronauts chosen for space missions…they say they have the right stuff.  The space cadet bombshells at PinkandPerfect.com also have the right stuff…

masturbation The Right Stuff

The right stuff of course being a lovely fuckable mouth, tits that you crave when you see them and a sweet exquisitely fuckable pussy.

Signs Of The Times

Ahhh…the concentration and focus on getting that thrust just perfect…back in the 70’s and 80’s we had hot pictures from the Joy of Sex and More Joys of Sex (remember all those hairy beavers?) showing us how to fuck her right and this was followed of course by Madonna’s book Sex in the 90’s…

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I think that FuckHerRight.com should release a compendium showing all the hot shots of fucking her right for this decade.

Behind The Lens

Intensely erotic scenes like this one are often captured by the lucky photographers who shoot for PinkandPerfect.com.  Starring the most luscious sweet-looking (and no doubt tasting) fresh models to be found, it’s little wonder the action gets so hot.

masturbation Behind The Lens

These lithe tanned babes are totally getting into their full-on lesbian fuck scene with some tit-licking and pussy pounding and their photographer no doubt knows he’s gonna easily capture the magic with these hot and horny sluts.

These Feet Were Made For…

FuckHerRight.com knows that every single part of a woman can be erotic when viewed a certain way, and to fully appreciate a woman and be able to fuck her just right, us guys need to know every single pressure point and pulse zone we can.

masturbation These Feet Were Made For…

The feet. A well known erotic zone that I’ve often wondered about…some women have beautiful feet and others…well, they leave a lot to be desired. This cute and tasty blonde has dainty painted toenails on her slender feet and I fully believe that feeling those soft digits rubbing against my cock would add some definite intensity to the fucking experience.

Springing into Sluttiness

Porn is becoming more and more a popular biz for chicks to get into….can’t say I blame them, if I were some hot slut who was totally into getting fucked, showing off for people etc. and people wanted to pay me for doing what I want to do anyways I would be lining up myself.

masturbation Springing into Sluttiness

PinkandPerfect.com has been a springboard for many aspiring porn models and actresses with their flexible content of both hard and soft scenes as well as being known for the sensuality and seductive  nature of all their models…keep on building the biz guys and Long Live the Sexual Revolution !

Ooops Wrong Pole

People often think the idea of FuckHerRight.com is redundant cos if you have a chick and you fuck her hard she will come and you will come and happily ever after for everyone…not too difficult to achieve they say…

masturbation Ooops Wrong Pole

This joke with enough ironic potential to be true shows that not everyone is smart enough to “fuck right”…don’t get me wrong I don’t have anything against polish people I just think they are dumber than a head of lettuce. What is the definition of Polish oral sex? That’s where the man and woman stand across the room and shout “Fuck You!” at each other.

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