Archive for July 17, 2008
Taffy Tarts
As you grow up you always hear people tell you to be flexible and you will go further…sometimes they mean physically, and sometimes they mean inner flexibility.
PinkandPerfect.com models obviously heeded this wisdom cos they stretch like taffy and dont have any rigid guidelines they impose on themselves as to what they will and won’t do.
You Need A Montage
Ever see the movie Team America ? They have this part where it’s explained that everyone and everything needs a montage (yknow that music and sequence of scenes that in rocky makes you feel like going and running a marathon to the top of a huge stairway…even though it would kill you to try and run 5 miles)
It occurs to me that there is soooo much porn out there and most of it doesnt have the quality of FuckHerRight.com as a matter of fact most porn sites are a waste of time. I think that all the good sites should define themselves with an opening montage when you get to the site (bandwidth be damned)…imagine fuckherright with “you aint seen nothin yet” or some other rocking tune when you enter…
Fuck Her Batty
People hear the term ‘Fuckmaster’ and they think John Holmes, Peter North, Randy Spears, Lexington Steele and even Ron Jeremy. FuckHerRight.com is also known for their fuckmaster actors…
But this Friday worldwide we get to see Mr Perfection himself…the guy who won’t settle for just fucking her right and will fuck her senseless and batty…The Batman.
Perfect Cup Of Pleasure
Why are PinkandPerfect.com models like South American coffee??
Well just like Juan Valdez and his beans, they are carefully picked through so we get to sample only the best of the best.
The MILF Glee Club
There are certain times when pure glee is evident on everyone’s face…Christmas morning for lucky children, Baptisms for fanatical Christians and 420 day for Potheads…etc.
For hot experienced milfs like this, pure glee is something best and most vividly expressed when they are being fucked right like this at FuckHerRight.com.
Look…Labia
With all the black and all the silver, and not a hint of pink, it’s almost impossible to tell that this picture is from PinkandPerfect.com
Oh…what’s that ? A perfectly trimmed landing strip and a perfect little Rolling Stones tattoo…and a glimpse of a pink treasure to be opened…well I guess things are pink and perfect everywhere if you know what to look for.
Time Lost Latinas
So how many of you remember The Lost Boys starring those two Coreys and some latino chick that altered the blood flow in my teen body when it first came out ?
I have no idea what that chicks name was only that she invaded my dreams in a very nice way for months after watching it and going thru PinkandPerfect.com I found this chick who looked to much like her I had to have a retro-jackoff
Serging The Storm
Lots of folks say that there are lots and lots of ways to fuck a chick right and FuckHerRight.com shows us almost every way we can think of that’s in good taste…
But if you ever want to read about some of the craziest ways to fuck a chick right, (that are still in good taste but not here at FuckHerRight) check out the character Serge Storms in books by Tim Dorsey and discover what Vice Presidential History Sex can be like.
- Lifelong PassionAfter lunch we were back in the pool and my older cousin asked me if I still had that pickle in my suit like before lunch. I blushed but managed to say yes... […]
- First TwosomeLast week (the week before christmas, ) my mother was making a pie for christmas, and she used a bottle of redi whip to top the pie... […]
- Naughty, Naughty!When Denise got to bed, she couldn't help but feel sexy. tonight had been so crazy! She'd been to a sorority party on the college campus that night... […]
- My First Lez ExperienceI just want to start off by saying that I love this website!! When I get really horny and think about guys on guys, or even girls on girls, I come right here. On weekends, I make sure everybody is asleep and than I go onto the computer on my room. But I get prepared first. I go to my underwear drawer and pull out my 8" vibrator from under all my thongs […]
- Great Way for a Gal to RelaxI think masturbation is one of the greatest ways to relax...I was 15 when I first discovered masturbation. I had been dating a guy for a little while, and one night we were lying on the couch in his rec room, and he started fingering my clit. I had never been touched there before, and wasn't quite sure about what was supposed to happen. He kept rubbing […]
- Granddad’s Jerk-off LessonMy grandad was my father's father, who used to stay with us for a week or so, a couple of times a year when I was a child. He was a cabinet maker and carpenter, and when he came to stay, he always had a project to do on the house. We lived in a rambling old farmhouse and in the room Grandad used as a bedroom, he had turned the closet into a small bathro […]
- Step Mom’s Masturbation LessonMy dad broke up with mom a few years ago and remarried seven months later. His new wife is only 34, (dad is 46), and has a great body. My stepmother has blonde hair and medium breasts, and great legs. I was so happy for dad when they got engaged. I remember thinking how sexy she was and used to fantasise about her at night. And I think she noticed my lust fo […]
- 35 Years of Masturbation FunAs a 50-year-old man, who has been an avid masturbator for better than 35 years (my first orgasm was at 13; prior to that I did lots of stroking, but no ejaculating), I have come to believe that if God didn't want us to do it, He wouldn't have made it so pleasurable, and He certainly wouldn't have given women a clitoris, which seems to serve n […]
- Evening With My BuddiesI often jacked off in bed at night, but had to remain quiet when I climaxed, since my father's bedroom was right next to mine. I usually kept a handkerchief between the mattress and the box spring which I used to catch my cum..... […]
- Life-Long JoyMy earliest recollection of masturbation was when I was about 11-years-old. Three of my friends were around a camp fire and talking about things that young boys talk about. The subject of masturbation came up and one of the boys who was two years older than the rest of us told us about playing with yourself and what fun it was. I doubt that anyone of us had […]
